Social Security Disability SSI: Two is (may be) an unlucky number

Earlier this evening, I was in a convenience store and the customer in front of me at the checkout register was asked by the cashier, "Are you sure you don't want to get something else?" Two pepperoni flavored slimjims were on the counter. For a second, the customer, a slightly disheveled-looking gentlman in his early thirties wore a blank look. Then, in the tradition of Eureka!, a realization